Happy Birthday Asshole Scented Candle
Even assholes have birthdays so you should probably get them something or else you're the asshole and you probably don't want to be that. Unless maybe you do want to be an asshole because then you'd get one of these candles which is pretty nice.
Smells like a slice of birthday cake, made with hand poured soy wax and pure vanilla and cedarwood essential oils. And it comes in a cute tin you can reuse to hold sprinkles or lists of people that annoy you.
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