Bring the holiday sass to your kitchen with our Festive as Fuck Christmas towel — a bold, funny, and totally giftable way to show off your jingle-juice energy. Designed with red and green floral holiday patterns, this hand screen printed kitchen towel is equal parts festive and fabulous.

Made from 100% cotton and printed with earth-friendly inks, this towel is soft, absorbent, and durable enough for all your Christmas chaos — from cookie disasters to eggnog emergencies. Measuring a generous 30" x 30", it’s perfect for kitchens, bars, or anywhere you need to add a little merry mischief.

• Hand screen printed with eco-friendly, earth-safe inks

• Made from 100% premium cotton – soft, strong, and absorbent

• Large 30” x 30” size – perfect for drying dishes or wrapping holiday gifts

• Red and green floral pattern for the ultimate festive look

• Makes a funny holiday gift or stocking stuffer for friends, coworkers, or hosts

• Great for Christmas decor, funny kitchen accessories, and holiday parties

Add a splash of humor (and maybe a splash of wine) to your holiday kitchen with this funny Christmas towel that’s festive as f** and proud of it*.