{"product_id":"how-to-drive-sticker","title":"How To Drive Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eHonk if you’re confused. Blink twice if you’re scared.\u003cbr\u003eThis bumper sticker proudly announces what everyone already suspects: no, you do not know how to drive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing an irresistibly cute woodland rabbit straight out of a vintage storybook, this sticker pairs chaotic honesty with soft, retro charm. The sweet little bunny says “wholesome forest friend,” while the message says “please keep a safe distance.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for nervous drivers, people who somehow passed the test, and anyone who believes humor is a safety feature.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in a cozy, retro-inspired style that looks adorable on cars, laptops, water bottles, or anywhere you want to warn others politely. Because nothing softens questionable driving skills quite like a cute sticker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasures 4\" x 3.75\" and is made with durable vinyl so it is durable and weatherproof so you can stick it anywhere!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Cute. Honest. Slightly alarming. ✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCopyright 2026 The Coin Laundry\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Coin Laundry","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67662541226158,"sku":"2337","price":3.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0250\/1101\/files\/howtodrive.jpg?v=1791667789","url":"https:\/\/www.thecoinlaundryprintshop.com\/products\/how-to-drive-sticker","provider":"Two Trick Pony Bozeman","version":"1.0","type":"link"}