Pray, good gentlefolk, lend thine eyes to this most noble proclamation. Rendered in the venerable style of an old master’s painting, this wall print beareth a message both refined and… most necessary. With the gravity of a royal decree and the wit of a tavern jest, “Have an Exquisite Pee” elevateth the most humble of daily rituals into an affair of grandeur.

A composition fit for a candle-lit hall giveth the piece an air of antiquity, whilst the cheeky wording ensureth a hearty chuckle from all who behold it. Hang it proudly in thy privy, bath chamber, or any place where noble laughter is welcome.

Perfect for lovers of classical art, irreverent humour, and those who know that even the simplest pleasures deserveth ceremony.

Huzzah for elegance. Huzzah for relief.

Measures 8"x10"