My Therapist Says Hello Card

You’ve made it. You’re officially *content-worthy.*  

This card is for the friend, ex, sibling, parent, or coworker who’s been name-dropped in therapy *just enough* times to earn a shoutout. Featuring a delightfully dramatic vintage floral motif on thick, fancy 130 lb cardstock—because passive-aggression should always come on quality paper.  

- Blank inside (unlike you during that awkward silence)  
- A2 size (4.25" x 5.5")  
- Includes envelope for emotional baggage  
- Designed for laughs, printed for durability  

Give the gift of being psychoanalyzed from afar.