Perfect for those moments when the recipe goes rogue, the timer was a lie, or something is very clearly burning, this towel says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to (but let’s be honest—you still will). Made from soft, sturdy cotton, it’s as practical as it is emotionally accurate. Printed all over with dainty flowers and hearts.

Hang it in your kitchen for a delightful contrast of sweet and scandalous, or gift it to someone who knows that behind every “homemade with love” is at least one minor crisis.